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Alert the Left: Paris Hilton Runs Totally Racist Campaign Ad

Paris Hilton cut a campaign ad that is going to make the heads of several leftist columnists explode as they try to decipher all the hidden racist code:

We’re not sure why exactly it’s racist, we’ll wait for Slate, the NY Times, and others to explain it to us. But clearly it’s got all the earmarks: phallic symbols, white women known for their promiscuity (Blanche from “Golden Girls”), references to fried chicken, an old Jew (in this case, Larry King, not Moses), Yoda (sworn enemy to Darth Vadar who was black), referring to Barack as that “other” guy (code for foreign and/or black), Paris calls herself hot (which illustrates confidence — code for uppity), a skinny body (obviously Paris revealed her figure and referenced tanning to call attention to Obama’s skin color), her use of the word “bitches” (a reference to slavery maybe?), and suggesting she’d paint the White House pink (a reference to Ludacris rapping about Obama painting the White House black).

Paris even proposed a more common-sense energy plan than Obama — which is also racist (we’re pretty sure). The only thing that remains to be determined before the left can proclaim this ad as racist is to find out whether or not Paris is a Republican.

Update: Politico recaps all the racial cryptography.