Spolitics.com’s Guide to the Murtha Doctrine

by William Satire -- June 19, 2006 at 3:30 am | In Farticles |

Congressman and aspiring House Majority Leader John Murtha unveiled the Murtha Doctrine this weekend on Meet the Press. It’s the most comprehensive plan offered by the Democrats to date. In fact, the Murtha Doctrine is so rich with complexities, Spolitics.com has developed the following guide to help people comprehend its nuances. More at Spolitics.com

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  1. I wonder whether the Murtha plan would include the closing of Gitmo and the opening of the Okinawamo? This would be a temporary detention center wherein potential suicide-terrorists would be held until they could hang themselves without harming others. Causing colateral damage is what happens when suicideros are allowed to run loose. We definately need more practical plans like these. How, though, would we get them from Iraq to Okinawamo? And who would capture and trans- port them? I’m sure John has the answers.

    Comment by James Mingey — June 20, 2006 #

  2. “How, though, would we get them from Iraq to Okinawamo? And who would capture and transport them?”

    As the Murtha Doctrine stipulates, this can all be done “from the outside.” And our planes can fly very quickly, so transportation wouldn’t be a problem. Of course, all this hinges on whether or not we can remove the air conditioning from Karl Rove’s office. From what I’ve heard, Rove wants to keep his air conditioning. Murtha fired back by calling his desire for a cool office a “political statement.”

    Comment by Heywood U. Reedmore — June 20, 2006 #

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