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Is Bush A Two Time Election-Theft Offender?

It is already an undisputed fact that Bush stole the 2000 election. The caper, which involved Bush, Cheney, Rove, four illegal immigrants and a U-haul has been well documented in liberal blogs. The only question at this point is whether or not a spy drone crashed into the U-haul or if it was internally detonated. Also unknown is why there were no hanging chads amongst the debris.

But now Robert France Kennedy, Jr. has presented unassailable proof that Bush stole the election in 2004 as well. And the fact that he is just now coming forward with his evidence, before another election, should in no way be construed as politically motivated.

Of course, even if convicted Bush has not stolen enough elections to qualify for the three strikes rule. So at best he’ll be given a slap on the wrist.