Glossary of Terms
Anonymous Sources: in reality, this is when journalists quote
someone without giving their name. But we here at Spolitics have
decided to make it a running joke. We almost never name our
sources. Even when they beg us to. But that doesn't mean our
stories are any less made-up.
Donkey Trail: this is our coverage of the donkey party.
Metaphorically speaking this trail leads towards a barren
wasteland.
farticles: farticles are, of course, farcical articles. Not tiny pieces
of fart. Seriously, grow up. Still, that in no way detracts from the
fact that our articles do come out of our -- well, you get the idea.
KERFU: the Kerry Edwards Rhetoric Formula for Understanding.
Spolitics' proprietary formula for figuring out what John Kerry
was actually saying during his 2004 campaign.
Spews: Spolitics' version of the news. In other words, total bunk.
But funny bunk.
Anonymous Sources: in reality, this is when journalists quote
someone without giving their name. But we here at Spolitics have
decided to make it a running joke. We almost never name our
sources. Even when they beg us to. But that doesn't mean our
stories are any less made-up.
Donkey Trail: this is our coverage of the donkey party.
Metaphorically speaking this trail leads towards a barren
wasteland.
farticles: farticles are, of course, farcical articles. Not tiny pieces
of fart. Seriously, grow up. Still, that in no way detracts from the
fact that our articles do come out of our -- well, you get the idea.
KERFU: the Kerry Edwards Rhetoric Formula for Understanding.
Spolitics' proprietary formula for figuring out what John Kerry
was actually saying during his 2004 campaign.
Spews: Spolitics' version of the news. In other words, total bunk.
But funny bunk.