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Saddam Hussein Defends Democrats, Says He Feels Their Pain
In his letter to the American people, Saddam showed solidarity with the Democrats, saying
he too knows what it's like to be a victim of the Republican attack machine.  
Spolitics.com Presents...
The Promo the Democrats Should Run: "We Are the Democrats!"
Now that we're heading into the campaign season, we're bound to see a bunch of leftist
promos (in fact, we've already seen a handful for the primaries and YearlyKos). Since the
Democrats seem to be having such a difficult time getting their message together, we
here at Spolitics.com figured we'd give them a hand. So we put together the promo the
Democrats should run in order to let voters know where they stand.
WARNING: there is some graphic material.
Spolitics.com’s Guide to the Murtha Doctrine
Congressman and aspiring House Majority Leader John Murtha
unveiled the Murtha Doctrine this weekend on Meet the Press.
It's the most comprehensive plan offered by the Democrats to
date. In fact, the Murtha Doctrine is rich with complexities,
Spolitics.com has developed the following guide to help people
comprehend its nuances.  
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Al Gore Pens Deal for “Inconvenient” Sequel
Al Gore has reportedly penned a development deal to make a sequel to his critically
acclaimed movie “An Inconvenient Truth.”  
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SPECIAL FOREIGN AFFAIRS ISSUE:

Kim Jong-il Is Preparing His Own Letter to Bush
Following in the footsteps of the Iranian president, Kim Jong-il has decided to write a
letter to Bush in the hopes it will lead to talks with the U.S.
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Bin Laden’s Poll Numbers Drop to All Time Low
According to the latest poll, only 26% of terrorists say they feel al Qaeda is heading in
the right direction and only 19% say they approve of Osama bin Laden’s leadership,
his lowest poll rating ever.
MORE
Michael Moore Tries to Force-Feed Spam to
the Chinese
Michael Moore will testify in a trial to defend himself against
allegations that he undermined U.S. foreign policy by violating
an anti-spam agreement between the U.S., China and Google.
MORE
Radical Religious Group Protests Abortion By Spitting on
Newborn Babies
A local court ordered an injunction today to finally put a stop to what many have called the
most bizarre and offensive protests they have ever seen.
MORE
Former President Clinton Implicated in
Crime Spree
The former President's new hobby may jeopardize the
Dem's "Culture of Corruption" campaign against the
Republicans.
MORE
Kennedy Receives E-mails of Support from
Mexican Citizens
Senator Kennedy's speech on the Senate floor against
building a wall along the U.S. Mexican border was well
received in Mexico, e-mails show.
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FROM THE
ARCHIVES
June, 1789
Thomas
Jefferson
Booed at New
College
Thomas Jefferson
ran afoul of
vociferous
protesters during
his
commencement
speech at a new
college built in
New York.
MORE
Democrats Introduce Energy Plan Secretly
Called “It’s Your Turn Now, China”
Democrats introduce an energy plan rooted in "dodo
economics" that aims to get Americans out of their cars and
into rickshaws.
MORE
Despite Vanilla-Flavored
Conspiracy, New Orleans
Votes Chocolate
In the mayoral race that was billed as the
battle of candy preferences, chocolate
beat vanilla.
MORE
Government Data Collection Efforts More Widespread than
Previously Believed
Forget about the NSA. The Bush Administration is using another government agency to
collect an even greater amount of personal data on innocent Americans.
MORE
Protesters Oppose Plan to Put More Ushers at Movie Theater Exits
An effort to reduce the influx of undocumented movie-goers ignited protests in Los
Angeles to protect the rights of the undocumented.
MORE
Spolitics Uncovers the Truth Behind the Colbert Speech Media
Blackout
Stephen Colbert's acid-tongued roast of President Bush should have been all over the
television and in the newspapers. The fact that it wasn't has been rich fodder for the web's
leading conspiracy theorists. But only Spolitics.com has uncovered the truth: that the
media blackout was the work of one man who had more to lose than anyone and an
unyielding zeal to protect it.
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Undocumented Music Owners Protest Crackdown Against Illegal
Downloading
In a protest yesterday, undocumented music owners gathered together in the streets of
New York city to protest laws that make illegal downloading a criminal offense.  
MORE
Al Gore Still
Counting His Florida
Votes from the 2000
Election
Al Gore says he has no
intentions of running for
President in 2008. But only
Spolitics knows the real
reason why.
MORE
Cheney Hooks Scalia while Fishing, Withholds it From Press for
Over Twenty Years
Washington was a buzz today upon learning that Vice President Dick Cheney
accidentally hooked Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s ear while fishing and then
covered it up for over twenty years.
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Bush's Approval Rating Drops to Historical Low
According to a poll recently released, President Bush's approval rating is just 2%, the
lowest of any U.S. President in history.
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Democrats to Create Secret Plan to Solve Illegal Immigration
Key Democratic lawmakers discussed alternatives to the new immigration bill.  MORE
SPECIAL
ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE
:
Global Climate Change
Already Costing the World
Billions
When it comes to Global Climate
Change research, forget about
impending dire consequences.  They
are already here.  
MORE  

Climatologists Warn Of
Dangerous Hot Spot
Climatologists warn that a dangerous
pocket of hot air is accumulating
around Washington DC.
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