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Clinton Wins 87% of the
Deceased Vote
While most of the recent attention in the
race for the Democratic presidential
nomination has focused on racial divisions,
another key demographic has gone largely
unnoticed -- the deceased vote.
Deceased Vote
While most of the recent attention in the
race for the Democratic presidential
nomination has focused on racial divisions,
another key demographic has gone largely
unnoticed -- the deceased vote.
Writer’s Surge Not Leading to
Political Compromise
The redeployment of film and television
writers not leading to a deal.
Political Compromise
The redeployment of film and television
writers not leading to a deal.
Clinton In Horserace with
Undecided in Michigan
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton is in close
race with the only other choice on the
ballot: Undecided.
Undecided in Michigan
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton is in close
race with the only other choice on the
ballot: Undecided.
Camp Obama Analyzing
Hillary's Tears
The Obama campaign is analyzing Hillary
Clinton's tears in the hopes of finding an
antidote.
Hillary's Tears
The Obama campaign is analyzing Hillary
Clinton's tears in the hopes of finding an
antidote.
| New Orleans: Two Years Later and Still No Chocolate Mayor Ray Nagin promised the people of New Orleans he'd pave the streets with chocolate. It was a promise he didn't keep. |
| Global Warming May Be Causing Bigger Flip-Flops Climatologists believe they've found the culprit behind all of Senator Obama's recent flip-flops: global warming. |
| Beware: There's a Bank-Killing Schumonster on the Rampage Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
| Hasselhoff Still More Popular Than Obama in Germany, Despite Berlin Speech Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, may have drawn a large crowd in Berlin, but according to a recent poll, David Hasselhoff is still the top dog in Germany. |
| The Real Reason Keith Olbermann Was Pulled from the Anchor Chair Doctors warn about the hazardous effects of watching Olbermann. |
| The Long-Lost Ancient Greek Myth of Obamacles Uncovered A construction crew in Denver uncovered what experts believe to be an ancient manuscript reciting the tale of a previously unknown figure from Greek mythology named Obamacles. |
| Updated: Spolitics.com Still Unable to Call the Election for John McCain Using the same method popularized by CBS's Dan Rather in 2004, Spolitics.com is still unable to name John McCain the winner of the 2008 presidential election. |
| Barack Obama to Reward Two Controversial Donors with Positions in His Administration Doodad Pro and Good Will to Join Obama Administration |
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