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Clinton Wins 87% of the
Deceased Vote
While most of the recent attention in the
race for the Democratic presidential
nomination has focused on racial divisions,
another key demographic has gone largely
unnoticed -- the deceased vote.
Writer’s Surge Not Leading to
Political Compromise
The redeployment of film and television
writers not leading to a deal.  
Clinton In Horserace with
Undecided in Michigan
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton is in close
race with the only other choice on the
ballot: Undecided.
Camp Obama Analyzing
Hillary's Tears
The Obama campaign is analyzing Hillary
Clinton's tears in the hopes of finding an
antidote.
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New Orleans: Two Years Later
and Still No Chocolate
Mayor Ray Nagin promised the people of
New Orleans he'd pave the streets with
chocolate.  It was a promise he didn't keep.
Global Warming May Be Causing
Bigger Flip-Flops
Climatologists believe they've found the
culprit behind all of Senator Obama's recent
flip-flops: global warming.
Hasselhoff Still More Popular
Than Obama in Germany,
Despite Berlin Speech
Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, may
have drawn a large crowd in Berlin, but
according to a recent poll, David
Hasselhoff is still the top dog in Germany.
The Real Reason Keith
Olbermann Was Pulled from the
Anchor Chair
Doctors warn about the hazardous effects
of watching Olbermann
.
The Long-Lost Ancient Greek
Myth of Obamacles Uncovered
A construction crew in Denver uncovered
what experts believe to be an ancient
manuscript reciting the tale of a previously
unknown figure from Greek mythology
named Obamacles.
Updated: Spolitics.com Still Unable to Call the Election
for John McCain
Using the same method popularized by CBS's Dan Rather in 2004,
Spolitics.com is still unable to name John McCain the winner of the 2008
presidential election.  
Barack Obama to Reward Two
C
ontroversial Donors with
Positions in His Administration
Doodad Pro and Good Will to Join Obama Administration
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